The dildo fan club

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I bloody love a dildo. I would happily throw away all my vibrators if I had but I would fight to the last breath to keep my dildos. Yes all of them. Do not make me pick. That is just unnecessarily mean and my cunt likes variety. Depending on mood and the amount of time I have will dictate the phallus I will reach for but sometimes I will just open my drawers and cast my eye across the options and see what calls to me. I am a fully paid up member (excuse the pun) of the dildo fan club. This picture is just a selection of my collection but definitely features some of my current favourites.

Sometimes I want big. I want to feel full and stretched. I want to have to take my time to ease it into my tight hole. It will need lube and a slow but firm pressure to work it in until I am stuffed full of its gloriously girthy length. I will lay there and just feel it, working the muscles of my vagina against its unforgiving mass. In the end small little thrusts that rub it deep inside me are enough to push me over the edge and when I finally let it slide from body my cunt will continue to twitch for a few moments as if still seeking the hard fullness that is just enjoyed it

Other days I want smooth and hard. Glass dildos are probably my biggest dildos loves to be honest. I adore the sensation of their cool and sometimes even cold exterior being forced into the hottest part of my body. That contrast never fails to make me groan and my body’s response to flood the area with more heat to try and neutralize the effect of this chilled invader means that if I am short for time a glass dildo is one of the ones I will reach for because they always work and they nearly always work quickly.

There is a lovely wooden one I have. It has a large bulbous head and a small narrow stem. It is definitely not for thrust it is for rubbing up inside me, finding that spot on the front wall of my cunt that when rubbed just right creates an almost stinging sensation that makes my orgasm almost feel sharp and prickly. I don’t have better words for it that than. But it feels amazing and the only other time that happens is if someone uses their fingers in just the right way on me.

I am not a big fan of textured dildos. I seem to prefer the smooth glide rather than bumps and ridges. I also much prefer glass and wood to silicone but I do have a few silicone dildos that I use fairly regularly

There is the Sohimi cock. It is the closest thing to an actual cock. I love the way it feels it my hand, covering it in lube makes me think of giving fabulous hand jobs and when I want to spread my legs and imagine someone sinking their hard cock into my wet cunt this is the dildo for that.

I also love the large Godemiche Morpheaus pictured below (affiliate link). I will be honest and say when that arrived in the post I was a little bit worried that I had eyes bigger than my, umm, capabilities? Damn that thing is big but turns out when I am in the mood for that it feels so damn good. It is so damn pretty and I am firm believer that there is something extra special about fucking yourself with something that is also a work of art. This goes for glass dildos too. I love the pretty. It feels decadent to slide something beautifully crafted into my beautiful cunt.

So there you have it. I am a massive dildo fan. I love penetration and I absolutely love fucking myself to orgasm. If someone is watching me, encouraging me, asking me to show them how I do it, telling me when I am done they are gonna replace the toy with their dick, well all the better but even without that, I am wanker and no one can fuck me better with a toy then I can fuck myself. I am the absolute expert but am more than happy to give lessons if you want to watch.