No Figging Way

by Molly Moore
plug B butt plug in blue and white for post about figging

It is always interesting to me when these topics of Kink of the Week come round again. I like going back to see what I wrote first time rounding and seeing how, if at all, my thoughts have changed on the subject. Over the years some things have gone from no to yes and some from yes to know and some have stayed the same as we have explored together. Figging is one of those things that has definitely stayed the same as a big old fat, No Thanks.

I like anal sex. Actually I really love anal sex. I have a couple of butt plugs, my favourite is the metal jeweled plug but a close second is the small Godemiche Plug B that is so damn comfortable. We also have an anal hook and a Godemiche Peg which I can hugely recommend too. Of course all these get used with a large helping of lube because I like my anal experience to be hot and pleasurable not sore and uncomfortable.

I like my anal sex slow and controlled. I want to be pinned down with the weight of him, his mouth on the back of my neck, a hand on my hair as he rocks his hips into me, burying his cock in my arse and whispering into my ear about how good it feels, how much he likes to hear me moan, how despite my protests he knows I want it like this. I am so not into vigorous arse fucking, you know the type, it is all over main stream porn and is often accompanied by the gaping arsehole thing that I truly can’t stand seeing. That is not me.

I am fussy about my bum and the idea of putting something in their that burns and irritates quite literally makes me shudder. I completely get the humiliation potential in figging but it is just not going to work for me like that. The idea of it does not make me feel like I would being used in a sexy hot way but makes me wince. I don’t want a burning stinging bumhole. It is as simple as that.

However the post I wrote back in 2013 about this subject was WAY sexier than this one, all about figging, where no actual figging happened but….. Well I suggest you read for yourself, especially if you like a good mindfuck. I Don’t Give a Fig

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11 comments

missy March 6, 2019 - 9:09 pm

I loved your account of the type of anal you like, that was really hot and I know what you mean about the thought of figging. It is not something I have ever tried and not sure that we will either. 🙂

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Rude n ugly March 6, 2019 - 9:54 pm

This is so sexy and exciting.. ??

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minnie March 7, 2019 - 2:36 am

Oh, yes. That was my thought too when I read about figging the first time. Keep that on the hard limit list, for me, please.

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Marie Rebelle March 7, 2019 - 5:15 pm

On this we differ as I have tried figging before and liked it. But… while reading your post, I realized one thing: the times (2), I have tried it, I was alone and I could determine everything. I have no idea whether I would like it the same if I have no say in the matter…

Rebel xox

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Elliott March 7, 2019 - 10:51 pm

There is no way I am doing that. But, it does give me an idea. I think I will try it and post a story on kotw. Going to the grocery story to get some fresh ginger this afternoon. I do have so me nice crystallized ginger, but for this to work fresh is needed.

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Ria Restrepo March 8, 2019 - 3:38 am

I totally agree with you about figging. I have absolutely no interest in trying it. Your description of your ideal anal experience was pretty damn hot as is, but I’ll definitely have to check out the other post sometime! 😉

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Chrisy March 9, 2019 - 4:32 pm

Frigging is new to me, and without my own research, I’m saying that is a hard limit. I didn’t even know it was a thing but there is a lot I don’t know, so there is that! Your description of preferred anal is beautiful, hot, sexy, and exactly my preference as well. Watching porn is a good way to make me avoid it, but the one time it happened it was wonderful and extremely sexy.

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twistedbubbles March 11, 2019 - 2:30 am

Your type of anal is my type of anal. I am with you on no figging, ty but I will pass. I am pretty sure I followed you back when I was blogging regularly but if not I am now. Found you through Marie.

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Bee March 24, 2019 - 6:03 pm

This is exactly how I felt about it. Intrigued but not intrigued enough to give it a go…but then I did and my mind has most definitely been changed. You can keep your ice cold dildos and I’ll have the nice warm ginger 😀

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