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The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Review by Bear’s Cub
I am in my mid-thirties, a submissive in a long distance relationship, and I don’t come easily. I love the feeling of penetrative sex but it doesn’t get me off, and I’ve never had much success with manual masturbation. I can only cum through clitoral stimulation. If I want the job done, I usually go straight to my wand.
About the toy.
Name: The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
Material: Silicone, ABS
Specs: pressure wave and touch-free clitoral stimulation, whisper mode, waterproof, magnetic USB charger, 11 speed/intensity settings.
I received the Satisfyer in perfect condition, in a very tasteful box with hygiene seals. It arrived with a bit of charge, but we plugged it in before playing with it to get the full oomph. It has a USB charger with a magnetic connection, which is fantastically easy to use. The toy itself is sleek and ergonomic, weighty enough to not feel flimsy, but not so much that your wrist is in danger. It is a sort of rose gold colour and has a sheen to it, and overall it is a lovely toy that feels well made and luxurious.
It’s very simple and intuitive to use, the Satisfyer has a small power button which lights up when switched on, and a large button with a plus at one end and a minus at the other. Couldn’t be simpler. However unlike other vibrators I’ve tried, this has a little nozzle which fits over your clit and creates a vacuum, so instead of a buzzing, you feel more of a pulse, almost a sucking sensation.
As with others it does make a bit of sound, but instead of the rumble and whirring of a buzzy motor, this is something akin to a 50s B-movie flying saucer. It makes some very strange noises when it is lifted away from the body, but it’s pretty quiet while it’s in contact. So my top tip is get it in place before turning it on and off, as you don’t want to be moving it around much once things get started.
When we first tried using the Satisfyer, it didn’t line up quite right. The noises were a little distracting, and the sensation was tickly more than anything. It was enough to get me squirming, but not near enough to get me close to cumming and I ended up wriggling away from it in frustration. We soon gave up. I have since tried again and once you get the angle right it’s a whole different experience. The throbbing builds steadily, and I came very quickly. It wasn’t the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had, but it still left me weak at the knees. It also left me with a large wet patch on my sheets from where I squirted, which was quite a surprise. I have squirted a few times previously, but normally after I have edged a bit first. This built up so smoothly, I didn’t expect it. If the powerful orgasms I have had using the wand are like hanging off the edge of a cliff before falling, cumming with the Satisfyer was like a roller-coaster; moving steadily and inevitably towards the pinnacle, then rolling over it and hurtling down the other side. Now I have the knack, I cum quickly and smoothly every time.
Due to the fact that it works best in-situ, rather than being moved into different positions and angles, this is probably not the most exciting toy for couples. Bear and I will be doing more research over the weekend, but it is definitely more suitable for solo use.
Simple to use and very effective, I would definitely recommend this toy to anyone who loves clitoral stimulation, and who maybe wants a different sensation to the buzzing of traditional vibrators.
In the UK you can purchase the The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation from Simply Pleasures
In the USA/Canda you can purchase the The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation from Betty’s Toy Box