One of the sessions I sadly missed at EroticonLive was Ashley Lister’s poetry however I did get the pleasure of hearing him read a couple of utterly filthy but hilarious pieces at the reading sessions on the Sunday afternoon. So I think it is safe to say that you can blame him for this weeks Masturbation Monday foray into a bit of filthy poetry and because I think this kind of thing is all about the delivery I have recorded an audio version for your pleasure.
I am a naughty girl
of the dirty kind
I like from in front
I like it from behind.
No matter what I am doing
no matter where I am
my mind is my pants
along with my hand.
I know I really shouldn’t
be touching myself there
but it feels too good
and frankly I don’t care.
My fingers are so great
at rubbing at my clit
and all my sticky juices
oozing from my slit.
I always wash my hands
when I’m finally done
but to be quite honest
they still smell of cum.
Dresses are a godsend
Stockings are a must
if like me you want to
diddle in your lust.
Locations can be tricky
but if you use your brain
office desk are perfect
but I have done it on the train.
I once got caught by a girl
in the ladies loo
but I just looked her in the eye
and said, I know you do it too.
Men assume I want them
when they catch me in the act
but unless they have big cock
that rarely is the fact.
Fingers are the greatest
They really are the best
But sometimes it is nice
To invite around a guest.
Someone who is willing
to reach between my thighs
and finger fuck my pussy
until it weeps and cries.
Maybe if they’re lucky
I will give them head
and sometimes when they’re really good
I take them to my bed.
7 comments
Loved it !
(Do you get upset about grammar/spelling errors being flagged? “They’re lucky” not ~ “there” )
I did enjoy the poem as well as placing a voice to your words!
Not at all and thank you. Sometimes I can’t see for looking when it comes to editing
Mollyxxx
Absolutely Fabulous, as Edina and Patsy would say! Loved hearing your voice reading the poem. Reminds me of dirty limericks of long ago.
Holy hell, that made me want to put my hand down my own pants. You’re SUCH a naughty girl, but that’s what I like about you. 🙂
Your Written Poem Is Very Sexual! You Reading It Made It Personal, a Real Naughty Girl! Thank You for the Pleasure!
Glad you enjoyed the recording. I think I might do some more in the future
Mollyxxx
Molly,
I loved your poem. I read first and then listened. Your voice made it extra sexy with punctuated feeling. Do that again!
Dr. J.