Label Whore

By on March 12, 2016.

Last year on one of our little getaway adventures we stayed in a Holiday Inn. The first time we have used that chain of hotels and to be honest unless there was no other choice or the price was so below anything we couldn’t resist it, it will be our last.

The staff we were stunningly rude and unhelpful. When we checked in they tried to tell us the room was not paid for, which is was, they then tried to charge us Β£15 a day to use the internet failing to tell us that if we joined the Holiday Inn rewards scheme online we could use it for free and when we asked them for directions to where to get the bus until Oxford they handed us a leaflet and walked away.

The room itself was fine, although the bed was not the best but it did have one thing going for it. Unlike in some hotels where we find the pillows to be sparse they were not only plentiful but each one wore a little sash with a label indicating whether it was ‘Firm’ or ‘Soft’. The pillows were nice but the labels were definitely the best thing about the hotel…

Cock with a soft labeland yes, you guessed it…

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28 Comments

  1. I can imagine the slight grin on your face as you thought this one up.

    I like the way that his soft cock looks like it is hiding under its label, while the second image show him wearing its firm label with pride. πŸ™‚

  2. This is hilarious and wonderful! I especially love that the small print reads, “For more choices please turn over.” Lolololol – indeed! Punnery tickles all my favorite parts.

  3. Haha. Very clever. It’s been a while since I’ve stayed in a Holiday Inn, but I used to do these competitions as a kid that were hosted at Holiday Inns. They were always very nice and the staff was great. I’ve never been to a hotel that tried to charge for the wifi. Maybe they’re different overseas?
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  4. I love the opportunity you took with the tags. This is so creative and beautifully done. Absolutely a favorite of mine, gorgeous to look at, fantastic editing. Really cannot say enough about this.

  5. Wonderful . . . wonderful . . . just wonderful post and pictures!!!
    I love this . . . and funnily enough I always prefer firm (I mean pillows as well actually . . . for that extra support!!!)
    Know what you mean about the Hol Inns, must be something lacking in staff training!
    I actually prefer another chain . . . and have visited quite a number in the last few years!!!
    Xxx – K
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