A Cock With No Name

Green glass dildo in the daisys

Yesterday I posted a new video review for 2 glass products that The Glass Dildo Shop kindly sent to me. If you watch my review you will see that I loved both of them but one of them did have a flaw, and that was its name. It is currently called the Coq-a-teal, a great sounding name in itself, especially as this dildo has a beautiful cock shape to it but sadly that is just not teal. As I said in my review it is the most beautiful vivid bottle green, a green that only nature really knows how to wear, well nature and glass maybe.

Anyway, as a result of my review the lovely ladies at The Glass Dildo Shop have been in touch and suggested that I hold a re-naming competition and that they would happily send *insert new name green dildo to the lucky winner, so readers, now is your moment to not only give this beautiful piece of glass a fitting name but in the process win one for yourself.

So, the all important rules…

1. Leave your name suggestions in the comments section below. Please make sure you leave a valid email address so we can get in touch with you if you are the winner.

2. You can suggest as many names as you like but only one name will be picked and one prize sent to the person who is selected.

3. The prize is not exchangeable for another product.

4. The judges will be myself and the lovely ladies from The Glass Dildo Shop.com

5. This competition will run for one week from today (17th June 2014 until midnight on the 24th June 2014)

6. This competition to open to all no matter where in the world you are.

The rest is up to you. This beauty needs a new name, what’s it going to be…. (Comments now closed)

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  • Molly Moore – Author, Blogger, Photographer, Speaker, Director of Operations @Eroticon
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  • Anna Sky

    “Au naturel”

  • Sand

    Green with envy.

  • Sand

    Poison Ivy.

  • Sand

    It’s not easy being green.

  • Jen

    The Teal Thing

  • Sand

    Kermit.

  • Sand

    Horny toad.

  • Bitsen

    The first thing that came to my mind was “Esmeralda.”
    I’ll think more on this!

    • Bitsen

      Actually, I think Cypress would suit!

  • Jen

    The Green Smile

  • Julie

    Nature’s Beauty

  • Ali

    What a beauty! That lovely green makes me think of Wicked or the Emerald City. Maybe it could be named Elphaba πŸ™‚

  • luv2sex.info

    Something that is green and huge reminds me of this show – Incredible Hulk
    How about naming it – Incredible Hulk

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  • sweet p

    The Green Eyed Monster

  • Danae

    Irish Lad
    Sculpted Emerald
    Fresh Folly
    Verdant Sprout
    Verduous Phallus

    A few punny ones:
    A Touch of Grass (hurr hurr)
    The Peanis
    Phallush

  • Sparkly

    Feels so teal

  • sweet_p

    I suggested The Green Eyed Monster but it disappeared.

  • sweet_p

    The Get Lucky Leprechaun

  • Property Of Potter

    I like Emerald Escape

  • sweet_p

    Something wicked this way cums

  • kinkyButterfly

    The Ripening
    Her Greenness
    Eco-cock!!!

  • Beck

    I like Hunter. I feel like the phallic head makes this piece deserve a masculine name and hunter is a shade of green.

  • sweet_p

    Verdi… The python

  • Mariasybilla

    Cock Bottle, Jade Friend, Viridescent Visitor, Emerald Smile

  • Julie

    Pleasure Me Green

  • painted lady

    spring green

  • Amanda

    The shamrock cock, surely? ;D

  • Q10

    The Green Itch, coming to you from London
    xxx

  • Mia

    Elphaba Throb.

  • Mia

    Salazar.

  • Mia

    Dipsy

    OK I’m done I’m done.

  • Mia

    It needs to be Elphaba Throbb, specifically, just to ya know, be accurate and that.

    Because spelling your dildo’s surname properly is important.

  • Daniel

    Helmeted Lady’stool

  • JTK_Forever

    Here are several fitting names to consider:
    —–
    – GoGreen or GoGo-Green
    – Earthy Pleasure
    – Emerald Delight
    – Mean Green Scene
    – Green Girth
    – Rolling Pastures
    – Green Goddess or Green God
    – Emerald Field
    – Forest Fun
    – Bottle Top Boy
    – Glacial Goodness
    – Green Glacier
    – Evergreen Pleasure or Evergreen Power
    – FoliageFun
    – MoneyMan
    – Green Light
    – Vegetable Salad
    – Environmental Excitment
    —–
    Thanks for the opportunity!
    xoxo/JTK

  • Ali

    Lucky Shamcock

  • Adam

    The Green Fairy – it looks like it’s made of Absinthe and sounds like it causes pleasure and maybe even hallucinations. πŸ˜‰

  • Pete (@PeteJames12)

    1) Dew-Lush
    2) Morning Dew
    3) Luscious Dew
    4) Luscious Throb
    5) Lush Stem
    6) Lucky Stalk
    7) Shade of Jade
    8) Shade of Emerald
    9) Fern of Passion
    10) Jungle Fever
    11) Minty Fresh
    12) Screamin’ Green
    13) Screamin-O-Green

  • Hope Always

    Jades caress.

  • Nicky

    AbSINthe Kiss

  • Yes, THAT Tonya (@TisforTMI)

    The Jolly Green Giant
    Jolly Green
    Green Joy

  • Marie Rebelle

    Coq-a-natural
    Coq-a-nature
    Coq-a-tool
    Coq-a-light
    Coq-a-jade

  • cheekymissy

    Pea-Coq
    Pea-Cock

  • Modesty Ablaze

    Yes, you are right Molly . . . it does look beautiful.

    Does my suggestion from yesterday on your original post of “Jubilant Jade” still count as an entry in the competition. If not can I re-enter (ooohh, excuse the pun) . . . ???

    Xxx – K

    • Molly Moore

      Entry duly noted

  • Trix

    The Jade Stalk

  • John

    I said the same thing in my review; it’s not teal, but a nice toy. I think I’ve had more fun photographing the glass dildos than my wife has got from using them! πŸ˜‰

  • Alais Peach

    Hi Molly !

    Love your blog !! How about these:

    The Green Meanie ?
    The Cheesy Pea(nis) ? – I like it but they’re never going to call it that are they, lol ?
    The Verde Intruder? – going a bit italian there
    The most fun of your five a day ?
    The green bean botherer ?
    The green cocked monster ?

    Lots of love
    Alais,.x

  • Charlie J Forrest

    Omicron the Destroyer!

  • Q10

    Ha just thought of a new one: Wicked Grin (no typo!!!)

  • Honey Farmer

    I’ve had a few, really should be working πŸ˜‰

    Cock-a-leekie
    The Green Man
    Hulk Smash
    Vert-i-go
    Envy
    Envious
    Green Thumb
    Rub of the Green
    Green Avenger

  • Scorps

    Chartreuse (the name of a liqueur and a shade of green.
    Morelia viridis (Green Python)
    The Green Man.
    Vetro Verdi (Green Glass of Empoli)
    Greedo (Star Wars)
    Oh! God-zilla πŸ˜‰
    Shrek
    Enjoy, you shall (Yoda)
    The Riddler

  • minnie

    1) green goddess
    2) emerald glaze
    3) emerald teaser
    4) green glimmer
    5) pure delight

  • cliticalJenne

    I can’t get Ms Que Cumber to leave my head when I come back to this post, that would be my suggestion.

  • Ali

    Rub of the Green

  • JTK_Forever

    How about:

    CuteCummer, or
    Lime Gel-O

  • KaziG

    The Jolly Green Giant πŸ™‚
    Verre Vert (literally ‘green glass’ in French)
    Jade Jewel
    Luck o’ the Irish

    ~Kazi xxx

  • Mia Sinclair

    “The Mantis”
    “Emerald Aurora”
    “Jewel of Nature”
    “The Peacock”
    “Green Ice”

    If I can think of any more I will add!

    ~Mia~ xx

  • Jane

    Loving all the suggestions. Can’t wait to see which one wins!

  • Hargow

    Greenback

  • pam

    Hey hey Molly, Glam here! πŸ™‚
    Hows about…..
    Kryptonite Delight

    P n G
    X

  • K :)

    In honor of the way Molly’s eyes lit up when talking about it I’d say

    Lucid Dream

    Or

    It’s Good To Be Green

  • pam

    Oh and……
    A nuget of purest green
    …For all the Black Adder fans out there!! :-):-)
    Or a little more in keeping….
    A shaft of purest green
    X

  • K:)

    Also,

    Jade Gem

    Emerald God

    Lord Lovat

    All Hail Green

    Even the Jaded Love

  • theresa J

    Greenie Weenie

  • Kitten

    How about
    Green pleasure
    Jade Delight
    Emerald Ecstasy
    Emerald Indulgence
    Meadow Mischief

  • Stranded

    Phil

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