Yesterday I posted a new video review for 2 glass products that The Glass Dildo Shop kindly sent to me. If you watch my review you will see that I loved both of them but one of them did have a flaw, and that was its name. It is currently called the Coq-a-teal, a great sounding name in itself, especially as this dildo has a beautiful cock shape to it but sadly that is just not teal. As I said in my review it is the most beautiful vivid bottle green, a green that only nature really knows how to wear, well nature and glass maybe.
Anyway, as a result of my review the lovely ladies at The Glass Dildo Shop have been in touch and suggested that I hold a re-naming competition and that they would happily send *insert new name green dildo to the lucky winner, so readers, now is your moment to not only give this beautiful piece of glass a fitting name but in the process win one for yourself.
So, the all important rules…
1. Leave your name suggestions in the comments section below. Please make sure you leave a valid email address so we can get in touch with you if you are the winner.
2. You can suggest as many names as you like but only one name will be picked and one prize sent to the person who is selected.
3. The prize is not exchangeable for another product.
4. The judges will be myself and the lovely ladies from The Glass Dildo Shop.com
5. This competition will run for one week from today (17th June 2014 until midnight on the 24th June 2014)
6. This competition to open to all no matter where in the world you are.
The rest is up to you. This beauty needs a new name, what’s it going to be…. (Comments now closed)
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“Au naturel”
Green with envy.
Poison Ivy.
It’s not easy being green.
The Teal Thing
Kermit.
Horny toad.
The first thing that came to my mind was “Esmeralda.”
I’ll think more on this!
Actually, I think Cypress would suit!
The Green Smile
Nature’s Beauty
What a beauty! That lovely green makes me think of Wicked or the Emerald City. Maybe it could be named Elphaba 🙂
Something that is green and huge reminds me of this show – Incredible Hulk
How about naming it – Incredible Hulk
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The Green Eyed Monster
Irish Lad
Sculpted Emerald
Fresh Folly
Verdant Sprout
Verduous Phallus
A few punny ones:
A Touch of Grass (hurr hurr)
The Peanis
Phallush
Feels so teal
I suggested The Green Eyed Monster but it disappeared.
The Get Lucky Leprechaun
I like Emerald Escape
Something wicked this way cums
The Ripening
Her Greenness
Eco-cock!!!
I like Hunter. I feel like the phallic head makes this piece deserve a masculine name and hunter is a shade of green.
Verdi… The python
Cock Bottle, Jade Friend, Viridescent Visitor, Emerald Smile
Pleasure Me Green
spring green
The shamrock cock, surely? ;D
The Green Itch, coming to you from London
xxx
Elphaba Throb.
Salazar.
Dipsy
OK I’m done I’m done.
It needs to be Elphaba Throbb, specifically, just to ya know, be accurate and that.
Because spelling your dildo’s surname properly is important.
Helmeted Lady’stool
Here are several fitting names to consider:
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– GoGreen or GoGo-Green
– Earthy Pleasure
– Emerald Delight
– Mean Green Scene
– Green Girth
– Rolling Pastures
– Green Goddess or Green God
– Emerald Field
– Forest Fun
– Bottle Top Boy
– Glacial Goodness
– Green Glacier
– Evergreen Pleasure or Evergreen Power
– FoliageFun
– MoneyMan
– Green Light
– Vegetable Salad
– Environmental Excitment
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Thanks for the opportunity!
xoxo/JTK
Lucky Shamcock
The Green Fairy – it looks like it’s made of Absinthe and sounds like it causes pleasure and maybe even hallucinations. 😉
1) Dew-Lush
2) Morning Dew
3) Luscious Dew
4) Luscious Throb
5) Lush Stem
6) Lucky Stalk
7) Shade of Jade
8) Shade of Emerald
9) Fern of Passion
10) Jungle Fever
11) Minty Fresh
12) Screamin’ Green
13) Screamin-O-Green
Jades caress.
AbSINthe Kiss
The Jolly Green Giant
Jolly Green
Green Joy
Coq-a-natural
Coq-a-nature
Coq-a-tool
Coq-a-light
Coq-a-jade
Pea-Coq
Pea-Cock
Yes, you are right Molly . . . it does look beautiful.
Does my suggestion from yesterday on your original post of “Jubilant Jade” still count as an entry in the competition. If not can I re-enter (ooohh, excuse the pun) . . . ???
Xxx – K
Entry duly noted
The Jade Stalk
I said the same thing in my review; it’s not teal, but a nice toy. I think I’ve had more fun photographing the glass dildos than my wife has got from using them! 😉
Hi Molly !
Love your blog !! How about these:
The Green Meanie ?
The Cheesy Pea(nis) ? – I like it but they’re never going to call it that are they, lol ?
The Verde Intruder? – going a bit italian there
The most fun of your five a day ?
The green bean botherer ?
The green cocked monster ?
Lots of love
Alais,.x
Omicron the Destroyer!
Ha just thought of a new one: Wicked Grin (no typo!!!)
I’ve had a few, really should be working 😉
Cock-a-leekie
The Green Man
Hulk Smash
Vert-i-go
Envy
Envious
Green Thumb
Rub of the Green
Green Avenger
Chartreuse (the name of a liqueur and a shade of green.
Morelia viridis (Green Python)
The Green Man.
Vetro Verdi (Green Glass of Empoli)
Greedo (Star Wars)
Oh! God-zilla 😉
Shrek
Enjoy, you shall (Yoda)
The Riddler
1) green goddess
2) emerald glaze
3) emerald teaser
4) green glimmer
5) pure delight
I can’t get Ms Que Cumber to leave my head when I come back to this post, that would be my suggestion.
Rub of the Green
How about:
CuteCummer, or
Lime Gel-O
The Jolly Green Giant 🙂
Verre Vert (literally ‘green glass’ in French)
Jade Jewel
Luck o’ the Irish
~Kazi xxx
“The Mantis”
“Emerald Aurora”
“Jewel of Nature”
“The Peacock”
“Green Ice”
If I can think of any more I will add!
~Mia~ xx
Loving all the suggestions. Can’t wait to see which one wins!
Greenback
Hey hey Molly, Glam here! 🙂
Hows about…..
Kryptonite Delight
P n G
X
In honor of the way Molly’s eyes lit up when talking about it I’d say
Lucid Dream
Or
It’s Good To Be Green
Oh and……
A nuget of purest green
…For all the Black Adder fans out there!! :-):-)
Or a little more in keeping….
A shaft of purest green
X
Also,
Jade Gem
Emerald God
Lord Lovat
All Hail Green
Even the Jaded Love
Greenie Weenie
How about
Green pleasure
Jade Delight
Emerald Ecstasy
Emerald Indulgence
Meadow Mischief
Phil
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