Inelegance

“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.” ~ Jane Austen

According to Michael it is too hot to wank. I told him that he wrong. Yes it is hot. But it seems a shame to waste that extra juiciness that results.

So my tips for hot weather wanking

Chill your glass dildo in the fridge or freezer. If you put it in the freezer make sure you run it under the cold tap before you use it so that you don’t get freezer burn in delicate places

Throw off ALL the covers

Throw open all the windows

If you have a fan then direct it in such a way that it adds to the fun

Put down a towel to absorb the extra fluids and let the sweat and whatever else happens happen.

If all else fails debunk to the bathroom and combine a glorious wank with a nice cool shower. I can promise you that you will feel more relaxed and more refreshed afterwards.