Label Whore

Last year on one of our little getaway adventures we stayed in a Holiday Inn. The first time we have used that chain of hotels and to be honest unless there was no other choice or the price was so below anything we couldn’t resist it, it will be our last.

The staff we were stunningly rude and unhelpful. When we checked in they tried to tell us the room was not paid for, which is was, they then tried to charge us £15 a day to use the internet failing to tell us that if we joined the Holiday Inn rewards scheme online we could use it for free and when we asked them for directions to where to get the bus until Oxford they handed us a leaflet and walked away.

The room itself was fine, although the bed was not the best but it did have one thing going for it. Unlike in some hotels where we find the pillows to be sparse they were not only plentiful but each one wore a little sash with a label indicating whether it was ‘Firm’ or ‘Soft’. The pillows were nice but the labels were definitely the best thing about the hotel…

and yes, you guessed it…

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28 comments

Heelsnstocking & YSL March 12, 2016 - 8:14 pm
Mmmm, I'll take one of each please :-)
Molly Moore March 12, 2016 - 8:58 pm
I found that you have to start with soft and then if you treat it just right you firm as your reward ;) mollyxxx
rigartheslave March 13, 2016 - 4:10 pm
i agree with Molly, i'd want it soft so i have to work harder for the reward ;)
Camille March 12, 2016 - 8:25 pm
Very clever and creative! :-)
Malflic March 12, 2016 - 8:53 pm
That is by far the best use of anything at that chain perhaps ever.
f dot leonora March 12, 2016 - 9:05 pm
this is a very good use of signage!!!;)
Hope Always March 12, 2016 - 9:08 pm
I can imagine the slight grin on your face as you thought this one up. I like the way that his soft cock looks like it is hiding under its label, while the second image show him wearing its firm label with pride. :)
Molly Moore March 12, 2016 - 10:26 pm
Actually this one was all his idea.... but we did have fun creating them that is for sure Mollyxxx
SassyCat March 12, 2016 - 11:46 pm
Clever! very clever. Had to giggle. Imaginative, that's for sure. :) Holiday Inn chain isn't the same as it was back in the 70's & 80's. I had a toy similar to "little people" toys only it was a brand Holiday Inn. Instead of round people they were square. lol
Jo March 13, 2016 - 5:47 am
This is hilarious and wonderful! I especially love that the small print reads, "For more choices please turn over." Lolololol - indeed! Punnery tickles all my favorite parts.
Naughty Corner (@Josephine_KK) March 13, 2016 - 9:26 am
Simply delicious ;)
The Other Livvy March 13, 2016 - 11:18 am
What a great idea! I love the colours and the light, it's so good. And proves that there's all sorts of fun to be had in hotel rooms...! Xxx
Tabitha R March 13, 2016 - 11:22 am
Oh that tickled me this morning! I was reading the text wondering with glee what you might have been up to - that was perfect! Tee-hee
Simina March 13, 2016 - 2:53 pm
Haha. Very clever. It's been a while since I've stayed in a Holiday Inn, but I used to do these competitions as a kid that were hosted at Holiday Inns. They were always very nice and the staff was great. I've never been to a hotel that tried to charge for the wifi. Maybe they're different overseas?
Cammies on the Floor March 13, 2016 - 3:21 pm
I love the opportunity you took with the tags. This is so creative and beautifully done. Absolutely a favorite of mine, gorgeous to look at, fantastic editing. Really cannot say enough about this.
rigartheslave March 13, 2016 - 4:13 pm
i agree with Molly, i'd want it soft so i have to work harder for the reward ;)
Eva St. James March 13, 2016 - 4:43 pm
Oh my god this is genius! LOVE IT
Jack (and Jill) March 13, 2016 - 9:09 pm
Fantastic shots! Very clever! Sorry the employees at the hotel were so shitty though.
Exposing40 March 13, 2016 - 10:02 pm
Brilliant, just brilliant!! Cxx
julie March 13, 2016 - 10:16 pm
Wonderful photos :)
Newty March 13, 2016 - 10:55 pm
Nothing is sexier than witty and a steamy image. So well done and cheeky. Newty XX
MariaSibylla March 14, 2016 - 12:05 am
This is fabulous! Incredibly clever use of "found objects" I love it!
Sweeten Dirty March 14, 2016 - 3:11 am
*Giggles* I love it. Creative and fun.
sub-Bee March 14, 2016 - 8:31 pm
Oh these made me giggle! I think I'd start with something soft and move onto something firmer later.
Beck March 14, 2016 - 9:53 pm
This is cleverly cheeky.
Modesty Ablaze March 14, 2016 - 10:40 pm
Wonderful . . . wonderful . . . just wonderful post and pictures!!! I love this . . . and funnily enough I always prefer firm (I mean pillows as well actually . . . for that extra support!!!) Know what you mean about the Hol Inns, must be something lacking in staff training! I actually prefer another chain . . . and have visited quite a number in the last few years!!! Xxx - K
Twigs March 19, 2016 - 9:02 am
Some perks then :)
Marie Rebelle March 20, 2016 - 3:50 pm
Fabulous use of the labels! Great images :) Rebel xox
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