Ass

Non-functional

“The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human…

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Diversity

“In diversity there is beauty and there is strength.” ~ Maya Angelou And just in case anyone has not being paying attention the other bum in this image belongs to…

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Creases

There was something about the creases, the ones in her knickers as they passed through her thighs and the ones in her flesh that framed her bottom which made me…

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Maybe Christmas

“It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!… Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come…

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Bottoming Out

“I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that No, I won’t do that” ~ Meatloaf Whenever I think about rimming these fine lyrics by the fabulous wordsmith…

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If me;

“If there be light, then there is darkness; if cold, heat; if height, depth; if solid, fluid; if hard, mentalhealthdrugs.com soft; if rough, smooth; if calm, tempest; if prosperity, adversity;…

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Haircut Task

9th March 2011 In anticipation of His arrival here in just 10 days time (*runs round room shouting 10DAYSSSSS) I decided that it was time to get my hair cut…

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