Let’s play a game

Let’s play a game”  he said we are went up the stairs

“Ohh, what game is that”

Well, it starts with you taking of your trousers..”

“Ok” I replied with a grin “And then?”

“Then you lay down on the bed”

“Like this?” I ask as I flop down on the bed with my legs spread

“Well a bit like that but face down” and he grabs my ankles and flips me over onto my tummy.

“What now?” I ask as I wriggle my butt at him

“Now I whip you”

“Umm, wait,” I plead “Surely if this was a game I should win something?”

“You do. Stripes”