“Because you know,
I’m all about that thud
‘Bout that thud, no sting”
…the sting comes with sharp or rough pointy bits that claw, scratch and tear at my skin.
It seems twisted lyrics are becoming a bit of a feature of my Kink of the Week posts. I used one in my piece about crying and this one has been buzzing round in my brain since the moment I knew the topic was Paddles.
Paddles and I have a bit contentious relationship because as a general rule I really don’t enjoy that hard stinging slap sensation that many of them have a tendency to deliver. If there is ever a choice, which does happen sometimes, my love of all things heavy and bone rattlingly thuddy means I will nearly always a pick a flogger over a paddle unless…
Flog me, spank me, whip me, make me skin red raw, hot and numb and I will be pointing longingly at one of the paddles that will finish the job with a flourish of sharp little points that gift me two things I love, blood and marks. I will bite my lip, tense my body and endure it all to get that result which will make my body and brain fly.
We have a moderately sized collection of paddles, ranging from a bread board that he was delighted with because he purchased it at a car boot sale (flea market) for 50p to the Vampire paddle that was gifted to us by a friend. In this picture I have ordered them from least to most favourite (left to right in the image) depending on the slap/sting that they give and as you can clearly see all the ones with the vicious looking adornments are all clustered together on the right hand side apart from the studded paddle that is just mean and stingy and is often used as a starter for the others but because the studs are smooth doesn’t ‘bite’ in quite the same way the others do.
There is a new member of our paddle family that I have utterly fallen in love with and that is the thick padded one that was made by @Lord Raven and was a gift to us from @malflic. The padding on this means that all the sting, which I loathe, is absorbed into the material and as a result it delivers a wholloping great big thud which not only feels amazing but is accompanied by the most wonderful sound that fills up my head as the sensation fills up my body and a bit like the floggers is the perfect companion to the more spiky paddles in our collection. We only acquired this new toy just before Christmas but as you can see from the picture it has been well used.
Paddles are a mixed bag for me, some of them I hate and will go out of my way to avoid but those with a slightly evil twist that have the potential to either deliver a thud which results in deep dark bruises or ones that deliver their marks in a more flesh biting manner make the marks slut in me sing with joyful lust.
Ps… Apologies to both Jade and Rebel for combining memes on this but sadly time has not been my friend this week
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