Sex Toys Wicked Wednesday

A Cock With No Name

Molly Moore661.1K views

Yesterday I posted a new video review for 2 glass products that The Glass Dildo Shop kindly sent to me. If you watch my review you will see that I loved both of them but one of them did have a flaw, and that was its name. It is currently called the Coq-a-teal, a great sounding name in itself, especially as this dildo has a beautiful cock shape to it but sadly that is just not teal. As I said in my review it is the most beautiful vivid bottle green, a green that only nature really knows how to wear, well nature and glass maybe.

Anyway, as a result of my review the lovely ladies at The Glass Dildo Shop have been in touch and suggested that I hold a re-naming competition and that they would happily send *insert new name green dildo to the lucky winner, so readers, now is your moment to not only give this beautiful piece of glass a fitting name but in the process win one for yourself.

So, the all important rules…

1. Leave your name suggestions in the comments section below. Please make sure you leave a valid email address so we can get in touch with you if you are the winner.

2. You can suggest as many names as you like but only one name will be picked and one prize sent to the person who is selected.

3. The prize is not exchangeable for another product.

4. The judges will be myself and the lovely ladies from The Glass Dildo Shop.com

5. This competition will run for one week from today (17th June 2014 until midnight on the 24th June 2014)

6. This competition to open to all no matter where in the world you are.

The rest is up to you. This beauty needs a new name, what’s it going to be…. (Comments now closed)

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66 comments

Anna Sky June 17, 2014 - 11:19 pm
"Au naturel"
Sand June 17, 2014 - 11:42 pm
Green with envy.
Sand June 17, 2014 - 11:43 pm
Poison Ivy.
Sand June 17, 2014 - 11:43 pm
It's not easy being green.
Jen June 17, 2014 - 11:44 pm
The Teal Thing
Sand June 17, 2014 - 11:44 pm
Kermit.
Sand June 17, 2014 - 11:44 pm
Horny toad.
Bitsen June 17, 2014 - 11:59 pm
The first thing that came to my mind was "Esmeralda." I'll think more on this!
Bitsen June 18, 2014 - 12:11 am
Actually, I think Cypress would suit!
Jen June 18, 2014 - 12:43 am
The Green Smile
Julie June 18, 2014 - 12:59 am
Nature's Beauty
Ali June 18, 2014 - 1:24 am
What a beauty! That lovely green makes me think of Wicked or the Emerald City. Maybe it could be named Elphaba :)
luv2sex.info June 18, 2014 - 1:59 am
Something that is green and huge reminds me of this show - Incredible Hulk How about naming it - Incredible Hulk ngenghou@gmail.com
sweet p June 18, 2014 - 2:16 am
The Green Eyed Monster
Danae June 18, 2014 - 2:18 am
Irish Lad Sculpted Emerald Fresh Folly Verdant Sprout Verduous Phallus A few punny ones: A Touch of Grass (hurr hurr) The Peanis Phallush
Sparkly June 18, 2014 - 2:21 am
Feels so teal
sweet_p June 18, 2014 - 2:28 am
I suggested The Green Eyed Monster but it disappeared.
sweet_p June 18, 2014 - 2:37 am
The Get Lucky Leprechaun
Property Of Potter June 18, 2014 - 3:00 am
I like Emerald Escape
sweet_p June 18, 2014 - 3:35 am
Something wicked this way cums
kinkyButterfly June 18, 2014 - 3:48 am
The Ripening Her Greenness Eco-cock!!!
Beck June 18, 2014 - 3:55 am
I like Hunter. I feel like the phallic head makes this piece deserve a masculine name and hunter is a shade of green.
sweet_p June 18, 2014 - 4:23 am
Verdi... The python
Mariasybilla June 18, 2014 - 5:31 am
Cock Bottle, Jade Friend, Viridescent Visitor, Emerald Smile
Julie June 18, 2014 - 5:44 am
Pleasure Me Green
painted lady June 18, 2014 - 7:50 am
spring green
Amanda June 18, 2014 - 8:04 am
The shamrock cock, surely? ;D
Q10 June 18, 2014 - 10:29 am
The Green Itch, coming to you from London xxx
Mia June 18, 2014 - 11:46 am
Elphaba Throb.
Mia June 18, 2014 - 11:49 am
Salazar.
Mia June 18, 2014 - 11:55 am
Dipsy OK I'm done I'm done.
Mia June 18, 2014 - 12:04 pm
It needs to be Elphaba Throbb, specifically, just to ya know, be accurate and that. Because spelling your dildo's surname properly is important.
Daniel June 18, 2014 - 12:06 pm
Helmeted Lady'stool
JTK_Forever June 18, 2014 - 12:58 pm
Here are several fitting names to consider: ----- - GoGreen or GoGo-Green - Earthy Pleasure - Emerald Delight - Mean Green Scene - Green Girth - Rolling Pastures - Green Goddess or Green God - Emerald Field - Forest Fun - Bottle Top Boy - Glacial Goodness - Green Glacier - Evergreen Pleasure or Evergreen Power - FoliageFun - MoneyMan - Green Light - Vegetable Salad - Environmental Excitment ----- Thanks for the opportunity! xoxo/JTK
Ali June 18, 2014 - 1:05 pm
Lucky Shamcock
Adam June 18, 2014 - 2:02 pm
The Green Fairy - it looks like it's made of Absinthe and sounds like it causes pleasure and maybe even hallucinations. ;)
Pete (@PeteJames12) June 18, 2014 - 5:04 pm
1) Dew-Lush 2) Morning Dew 3) Luscious Dew 4) Luscious Throb 5) Lush Stem 6) Lucky Stalk 7) Shade of Jade 8) Shade of Emerald 9) Fern of Passion 10) Jungle Fever 11) Minty Fresh 12) Screamin' Green 13) Screamin-O-Green
Hope Always June 18, 2014 - 5:40 pm
Jades caress.
Nicky June 18, 2014 - 5:43 pm
AbSINthe Kiss
Yes, THAT Tonya (@TisforTMI) June 18, 2014 - 6:09 pm
The Jolly Green Giant Jolly Green Green Joy
Marie Rebelle June 18, 2014 - 6:23 pm
Coq-a-natural Coq-a-nature Coq-a-tool Coq-a-light Coq-a-jade
cheekymissy June 18, 2014 - 7:13 pm
Pea-Coq Pea-Cock
Modesty Ablaze June 18, 2014 - 8:24 pm
Yes, you are right Molly . . . it does look beautiful. Does my suggestion from yesterday on your original post of "Jubilant Jade" still count as an entry in the competition. If not can I re-enter (ooohh, excuse the pun) . . . ??? Xxx - K
Molly Moore June 18, 2014 - 11:56 pm
Entry duly noted
Trix June 18, 2014 - 8:38 pm
The Jade Stalk
John June 18, 2014 - 9:53 pm
I said the same thing in my review; it's not teal, but a nice toy. I think I've had more fun photographing the glass dildos than my wife has got from using them! ;-)
Alais Peach June 18, 2014 - 9:55 pm
Hi Molly ! Love your blog !! How about these: The Green Meanie ? The Cheesy Pea(nis) ? - I like it but they're never going to call it that are they, lol ? The Verde Intruder? - going a bit italian there The most fun of your five a day ? The green bean botherer ? The green cocked monster ? Lots of love Alais,.x
Charlie J Forrest June 18, 2014 - 10:10 pm
Omicron the Destroyer!
Q10 June 18, 2014 - 10:28 pm
Ha just thought of a new one: Wicked Grin (no typo!!!)
Honey Farmer June 18, 2014 - 11:04 pm
I've had a few, really should be working ;) Cock-a-leekie The Green Man Hulk Smash Vert-i-go Envy Envious Green Thumb Rub of the Green Green Avenger
Scorps June 18, 2014 - 11:50 pm
Chartreuse (the name of a liqueur and a shade of green. Morelia viridis (Green Python) The Green Man. Vetro Verdi (Green Glass of Empoli) Greedo (Star Wars) Oh! God-zilla ;) Shrek Enjoy, you shall (Yoda) The Riddler
minnie June 19, 2014 - 12:33 am
1) green goddess 2) emerald glaze 3) emerald teaser 4) green glimmer 5) pure delight
cliticalJenne June 19, 2014 - 12:49 am
I can't get Ms Que Cumber to leave my head when I come back to this post, that would be my suggestion.
Ali June 19, 2014 - 1:01 am
Rub of the Green
JTK_Forever June 19, 2014 - 11:38 am
How about: CuteCummer, or Lime Gel-O
KaziG June 19, 2014 - 1:10 pm
The Jolly Green Giant :) Verre Vert (literally 'green glass' in French) Jade Jewel Luck o' the Irish ~Kazi xxx
Mia Sinclair June 19, 2014 - 5:58 pm
"The Mantis" "Emerald Aurora" "Jewel of Nature" "The Peacock" "Green Ice" If I can think of any more I will add! ~Mia~ xx
Jane June 20, 2014 - 12:09 pm
Loving all the suggestions. Can't wait to see which one wins!
Hargow June 21, 2014 - 2:22 am
Greenback
pam June 21, 2014 - 10:16 am
Hey hey Molly, Glam here! :-) Hows about..... Kryptonite Delight P n G X
K :) June 21, 2014 - 1:03 pm
In honor of the way Molly's eyes lit up when talking about it I'd say Lucid Dream Or It's Good To Be Green
pam June 21, 2014 - 1:26 pm
Oh and...... A nuget of purest green ...For all the Black Adder fans out there!! :-):-) Or a little more in keeping.... A shaft of purest green X
K:) June 21, 2014 - 1:28 pm
Also, Jade Gem Emerald God Lord Lovat All Hail Green Even the Jaded Love
theresa J June 22, 2014 - 9:33 am
Greenie Weenie
Kitten June 22, 2014 - 10:46 am
How about Green pleasure Jade Delight Emerald Ecstasy Emerald Indulgence Meadow Mischief
Stranded June 22, 2014 - 12:27 pm
Phil

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