5th May 2011
10 things you should never say to your Dom
Or maybe this should be titled, 10 things to say to your Dom that will guarantee you a sore arse
- Come on then big boy…..
- I don’t really feel like being your whore/fucktoy/slut tonight
- Yes sir, No sir, 3 bags full Sir (and saluting whilst saying ‘Yes Sir’ is definitely a very bad idea too)
- Shall I spank your bum and see how you like it?
- Get it yourself! (in reply to being instructed to fetch the whip/rope/cane/ belt etc)
- Is that it? (especially during or after a punishment)
- “Awww such a cute ickle Dom” or “What a good boy/Dom you are”
- “Come over here and make me”
- That’s not fair!
- Whatttttevvvvvvveeerrrrrrr!
Other gems that should be avoided are; making kissy noises when he is on the phone talking to his boss, telling him it’s good to see Him on his knees for a change while he is fixing the cat flap for you, and telling him what a NBD (naughty bad Dom) he is when he has forgotten to do something.
I have found that some of these said in a playful manner will probably only get me ‘the look’ but the last 3 on the list, I have learnt, are absolute no, no’s and number 10 is a sure fire way of getting myself an arse so sore that I can’t sit down comfortably for days.
Bit like this one…..but MUCH worse.
Mollyxxx
13 comments
And there lies the dichotomy – for, surely, you are always looking for a good spanking Molly 🙂
What about ‘come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough’?
OMG I think that might have to go in the ‘whateverrrrrrrrrr’ catergory……that sounds like throwing down the gauntlet to me, and i know if I did that he would pick it up and whip me with it.
Mollyxxx
LOL Molly I will have to try all of them when I get the opportunity and see what the results are LMAO ohhh what fun. Hmmm wonder how long I will not be able to sit for.
Molly, I know from personal experience that number 7 — even said in jest — gets me a spanking. And a variant of number 8 as well. I’ll take your word for it on the other eight. Unless I’m feeling naughty …
Surely some more research is required DDD?
Mollyxxx
Crazy how they don’t like to be told “it’s not fair” I have to confess it’s not fair and whatttteeevvveeerrrrr comes out of my mouth way to much for my own good 🙂
You are brave, the ‘W’ word is a BIG crime here….
Mollyxxx
I actually did that ‘three bags full’ thing a number of years ago … it led to quite the punishment, and a very sore arse later!
xx Dee
I love this game 😛 Seeing what you can get away with is always fun!
Ooh! I just had an idea. Maybe you could do one called ’10 Things Doms Shouldn’t Say’. Here’s a freebie: ‘…And two for flinching’. 😀
Lovely shot!
Hrhr, ja. variations of 2,7, and 8 have gotten me the worst punishments, and that one also got me one hell of a spanking…