5th May 2011
10 things you should never say to your Dom
Or maybe this should be titled, 10 things to say to your Dom that will guarantee you a sore arse
- Come on then big boy…..
- I don’t really feel like being your whore/fucktoy/slut tonight
- Yes sir, No sir, 3 bags full Sir (and saluting whilst saying ‘Yes Sir’ is definitely a very bad idea too)
- Shall I spank your bum and see how you like it?
- Get it yourself! (in reply to being instructed to fetch the whip/rope/cane/ belt etc)
- Is that it? (especially during or after a punishment)
- “Awww such a cute ickle Dom” or “What a good boy/Dom you are”
- “Come over here and make me”
- That’s not fair!
Other gems that should be avoided are; making kissy noises when he is on the phone talking to his boss, telling him it’s good to see Him on his knees for a change while he is fixing the cat flap for you, and telling him what a NBD (naughty bad Dom) he is when he has forgotten to do something.
I have found that some of these said in a playful manner will probably only get me ‘the look’ but the last 3 on the list, I have learnt, are absolute no, no’s and number 10 is a sure fire way of getting myself an arse so sore that I can’t sit down comfortably for days.
Bit like this one…..but MUCH worse.