30th October 2010
Did you know that October has been Breast Cancer Awareness month? Well if you didn’t shame on you and why have you not been to Just-Kinky more often, because if you had, you would surely have known about this. I mean who could miss the ever growing photo gallery full of such wonderful moobs/boobs and cleavage shots. What? You haven’t looked, oh well, I guess boobies are just not your thing then.
Well, if you have not been following the Boobs saga on JK, I think a little recap is in order. Jules, our elusive yet esteemed Chief Kinkster, declared to all of JK that if enough boob/moobs where displayed for her in the gallery then she would post her very own titty shot for all to see, however, in typical Jules style, she then changed the rules somewhat, so that now, her boobs will only be posted if I post mine. Can someone please remind me why I like her?
Here is where the problems start though, you see I am not keen on my boobies, actually that’s not strictly true; I am not keen on pictures of my boobies. I love my boobies, they bring me great pleasure, and Him too apparently. I like the way they look when in cased in my best bra, I think they have a good shape and I have a perfectly nice cleavage, but when I take pictures of them it just seems to highlight all the things that are wrong with them.
He tells me it is me, being too self-critical but whenever I try to take pictures of them I look at the results and think, bloody hell they look terrible. For a start taking pictures of your own boobies, well good pictures anyway, I have decided, is even harder than taking ones of your own arse. I know that sounds mad, but if you hold the camera directly in front of you, the lifting of your arms seems to cause them to do odd things, if you use one hand only, then it just emphasis any slight difference in size between the 2 beauties and god forbid if you lay down, because they have a habit of migrating into your arm pits. What can I say, I am no longer 18 and I have used mine for the purpose of feeding little babies. Nuff said I think!
So there you have it, I don’t do boobie pictures, until now that is. I have stalled, protested, flatly refused and ignored all efforts so far, but then she changed the rules and so now, I am giving the world boobie pictures, seeing as it has become a public service but if I post mine, then she is going to post hers. So here you go Jules (you evil madam) now it’s your turn. “Tits out love, we all waiting…..”